Mr. Pope,

You are a man after my own heart. May I ask you clarify "my first and last hindu", I'm a bit curious (and you should feel to email me instead if you prefer, just change the x to r in my email addy).

I like them all, but in terms of looks and appearance, your current Mrs. Pope is where it's at. She has a beautiful face, trim, slim shape, and of course that great long hair. How long are you and she planning to grow it?

Cheers mate,

tc