Well... if she ever meets Oprah(I read a bit of her profile), Oprah's deffinitely gonna chop off her hair.

Yeah... I don't think she would appreciate a long-hair-fetish message board intruding in on her. But then again, you are a friend of hers, Penny... so that could invalidate my statement.

...and here's the sixty-four dollar question of the day:

HEY PENNY! HOW LONG IS YOUR HAIR NOW?