During this period of enforced confinement, I've been spending more time at xHamster, viewing and commenting on videos posted there. Two other members, noticing the consistency with which I've praised the hair of the various video participants, have asked me "what's up with your hair obsession?". I replied that it is a fetish no less legitimate or insistent than those belonging to breast, leg or foot afficionados, save for perhaps less effective PR. What might've you added to my explanation?