Good advice if yr bored . . .

Mate, I don't know how old you are, i'm 70,

and one big thing i've discovered over the years is that

most women, (not all), are even hornier than me,

and that's saying something !

And also that there's someone for everyone.

So get out there and find a dream lover,

there's plenty of them.

In fact, don't "find" one.

Just wait for a randy girl to unexpectedly grab you

and snog yr face off. Happened to me like that 4 times

xxx lol.