Masturbation du Jour

by Hoosier

Haven't provided this sort of report in awhile, but today started spectacularly with Celine Dion on "The View"--think her long hair is real? I've masturbated to Meredith Vieriera's (my apology for any spelling error) hair for over 20 years. It has been longer than it is now (today it was disappointingly pulled back), but I've always enjoyed its color and thickness. Then it was on to daytime soaps. Not as much on display as usual, but what there was was satisfying: Diedre Hall, Renee Goldsberry, Susan Lucci, Nancy Lee Grahn, Laura Wright, Michelle Stafford, Lesley-Anne Down (getting longer and curlier, seemingly) and Katherin Kelly Lang. Not to mention actresses whose names I still don't know. Now, to retrospectively check out the postings I've missed here. Have a nice weekend, everyone!