Your eminance,

Please forgive them, for they know not what they say. Not all women can grow such beautiful hair, but want to please their man. To those who object, many men and women use 'devices', materials and clothing during foreplay. I understand the objection, but he doesn't realize that its just one way to 'spice up' a relationship.

In the famous words of Sgt. Hulka, "Lighten up, Francis!"